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I'm not like this because I'm in SWEENEY. I'm in SWEENEY because I'm like this.
Flyers, posters, and photographic evidence.











Jump — Van Halen (live)
Jane — Jefferson Starship (live)
The Heat Is On — Glenview Summerfest 2025
The evidence locker: every live clip and highlight, on our YouTube channel.
Like the Ramones, everybody in this band has one name: SWEENEY. It's an honor. It's a privilege. (There is no application process. There probably should be.)

Liz & Candy SWEENEY
They were SWEENEY before SWEENEY was SWEENEY.
Bill SWEENEY
Bill is his actual name. He didn't choose the SWEENEY life; it was on his birth certificate.
Capt. Jack SWEENEY
The “Capt.” is silent. It is not. He legally changed his middle name to Jack. His first name was already Jack.
Bronco SWEENEY
Part man, part myth, zero percent horse. The percentages were independently verified.
Dr. Mick SWEENEY
The only member who can read music. He chooses not to, out of respect for the rest of us.
John Paul SWEENEY
On loan from Dead Ellyn. The loan has no return date.
Lips SWEENEY
Plays sax. Only drinks champagne.
Also SWEENEY
Jaco SWEENEY
Bassist Emeritus
Retired, but the title comes with lifetime parking.
Sweet Chuck SWEENEY
Guest star
Sweet by name, SWEENEY by honor.
Butch SWEENEY
Guest star — father of Sweet Chuck
Father of Sweet Chuck. Does not need the name. The name needs him.
Geezer SWEENEY
Hired gun
Plays gigs professionally. Currently serving an indefinite Carnival cruise tour. Owns a house. Gets seasick.
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